she's rich, be-otch

philip van mandal wrote me! philip van mandal! can you believe it? i'm aflush. aflummoxed. i've been warned not to tell anyone, but you'll keep my secret (at least before the media releases it) won't you? check it out-

"I am please to inform you, you have now been entitle for a total sum payment of
USD$750,000.00 (SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND US DOLLARS ONLY) in cash. This is from a total cash prize
of US$2,250,000.00(TWO MILLION,TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND US
DOLLARS ONLY) shared among the three winners in this category.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Your funds have already been deposited as a bank bond with a
security/finance firm. All participants were selected as part of a promotional
program, which was conducted to reward the internet users.

Sincerely,
PHILIP VAN MANDAL"

my prize cash is just waiting in a swiss bank account. i must act now to avoid my money automatically reverting to the nazis. all unclaimed lotto money solicited via email goes to the nazis. did you know that?

some of you may call me a hopeless rube. you may say i'm a dreamer. but i'm not the only one. i hope someday you will join us. and the world will live as one. a stinking rich one. ha HA.