serendipity

serendipity
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"i love her"

sam's mom once told me that when he was a baby, his eyelashes were so long it looked as if a furry caterpillar was sleeping on his eyes.

he still had lashes like that. i wanted to put mascara on them.

"you love her?"

"yes. and i want to share her with you"

besides those great lashes, sam also had a pure and un-fettered love of PORN, PANCAKES, AND PRO-FOOTBALL.

"okay, let's see her"

he popped "oral addiction" into the vcr, and i got to know christy.

what a delight. she tackled everything put in her mouth (or nether regions) with gusto, like the most delicious and exciting bounty she could ever enjoy.

sam and i spent many hours 'loving' christy together. rented her entire canon at the local 'adventure' video store.

years later, i parted ways with sam and moved to sunny hollywood. there, i met a new best friend, and she confessed that her sister was a famous porn star.

i joked that i probably hadn't heard of her since the only porn maven with whom i was familiar was christy.

triple spit take. that's her sis!

i had no choice but to demand a meeting and a photographed make out session with the delightful christy.

that way, sam could recieve the pics and feel free to 'love' us both any old damn time.

i got your serendipity right here, baby.