brought to you by the booze council

the shlubby guy sits, wincing and puffy faced at the kitchen table. his perky girlfriend, dressed in an unfortunate spectrum of orange, finishes her coffee and chides him about being late for work. he's resentful and pissy with her because she got her drunk on just as much as he did last night, yet she feels good this morning.

that's because she took chaser. finally, a chance to enjoy binge drinking more. without those lousy hangovers the next day. now chaser can't help out if you end up in say, a car crash, or if you kill someone in a black out rage, but if you make it through till moring, you're golden.

finally, a responible option for drinking ourselves into sweet oblivion.

i think my favorite 'bots ever said it best "booze makes you popular and heals all wounds."