servo? crow? joel? mike? come back!

i thought i was getting by okay without new installments of the wonderful, amazing, sublime mystery science theater 3000. after all, i have my dvds, cd songfests, and my memories of the bots and the boys. and gypsy, of-course. but then i saw a dvd so bad. so awful, that it became tasty beyond the words to describe it. THE BROTHERHOOD calls out for the kind of dissing only mst3k can provide.

we tried valiantly to mock it ourselves. did a fair to midling job. there was so much to work with. pseudo homo erotic frat boys who are really vampires? a thriller with no thrills? no sex? no real nudity? idiotic, slow paced dialogue? and production values that showcase someone's ability to get vast amounts of dry ice at cost?

my only hope is that you will watch it, revel in the joy of truely horrific filmaking. and mock it with someone you love. then rent 'brotherhood II' and brotherhood III' and invite me over.