policeman + rubber + picture + sex

when a person has a very special love for the wired world, she and the wired world may choose to start a weblog together. and it is a beautiful thing. but if that person has a narcissistic nature, she may soon feel the nasty tendrils of envy wrapping around her burnt cookie heart. this may happen when other webfriends flaunt all the racy/sexy/deamening ways people google to find their site.

licking homo soap. making homemade vaginas. getting straight friends into bed. being a rubber panty pisser or submissive bottom boy. "wow!" this person may think. "i love those sites. i'm so happy for them. but, i wish people found my little home by entering "butt fuck sluts go nuts."

then, that person will cry. and she will reflect on the wonderful velvet underground lyric "if you're looking for a good time charlie, that's not really who i am. good times seem to pass me by."

then, she'll decide she likes her homely little site. with it's glasses and faded granny wallpaper.

then, she'll check her sitemeter and read that she was found by-

POLICEMAN + RUBBER + PICTURE + SEX... and she'll say a silent 'thank you' to the internet gods for such bounty.

then, she'll go back to daydreaming about tattoos and confessions and trips to mexico in fast cars with sweet boys.