the promised land

bollocks to brigadoon. niet to nirvana. something bitchy with a 'v' to valhalla.

i want ROUGH AND READY ISLAND. it is a real place. saw the green highway sign for it and everything. somewhere in the dead zone of mid-central california, there is an oasis. 'a courtyard of violets in bloom'. pretty sure animals strike curious poses.

but what wonders really await me at ruff'n'ready island? i can only dream.

*leather boys, of-course. (hopefully bi-curious, so i can get in on the action)

*stiletto heeled girls with riding crops and crimson lips

*funnel cake (hope hope)

*lagoons and impossibly clear blue water and love sweet love

*pirates

heres what i think, we all pile in the family car and take ourselves a trip to the promised land.

whose with me?