all this hot burlesque

2, 4, 6, 8
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sweet lord jesus god how i loved the '976' numbers. sunny, the sanders twins, and i discovered the ads in the back of an newspaper my mom brought back from l.a. we took turns calling the 'hot anal', 'kinky sexxxx', and 'high romance' lines. laughing. feeling brutally naughty. (this was the land of zion) all in good fun.

when they went home, i got serious. my favorite parts of these magical, x-rated wonderlands-

*they were pre-recorded messages, so i didn't have to embarrass my 14 yr old self trying to talk nasty to some sweaty dude in his basement

*they were awesome. i learned everything about sexuality, completely wrong, and discovered all sorts of lovely things about my bod while doing it.

BEST PHONE LINE- a group of lusty cheerleaders cheering- "2, 4, 6, 8, kinky sex is really great! press 9!" i always pressed 9.

my good time ride came to an end with the phone phone bill. mom's refused to pay it. i had no job. so we became that really cool 'eccentric' family without a land line.

and it was totally worth it. now where are those cheerleaders? and the sausage delivery guy?