dispatches from zion

i'll be spending the next week behind the zion curtain. (that's utah for the uninitiated).

i'm all a tingle just pondering it. so much jello with shredded carrots. so many white people. so much opportunity to convert to a religion which seriously believes black people were descended from cain. squeaky clean chain restaurants. mom. three sets of grandparents, all of whom, though much beloved are basically sitting quietly in their coffins waiting for the end.

it's gonna be a wild ride. look forward to some nice, juicy, potentially angst ridden messages from the other side.

oh and wish me luck. and be afraid. be very afraid..

(and if you have any porn to send along, you know just to get me through till i'm back in the land of sin and skin)