shillin' for the luftwaffe

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Originally uploaded by imperialviolet.

i step out of the yummyhot shower onto cold tile. rush over to stoke up the old fashioned thermodore heater. watch the little coils burn red. i heart thermodores.

it's real cold so i stand really close. drop my towel. turn around and... is that steak frying? no. it's my ass. singed onto the damned heater. i jump around. squealing. swatting at my booty as if it's actually on fire.

i quick call the badass cowboy and demand that he look at it. stat. he checks it over and confirms.

i have a nazi swastika branded on my ass. the grill work of the thermodore has betrayed my person and singed itself into the symbol of facist hate.

now, there's nothing left for me to do but take up a lucrative career as an ss porn model.